Fashion wisdom has that you should match the size of the print to the size of your body, which I have taken to mean that as an Amazonian woman, I can plaster the biggest, craziest, loudest prints I can find across my girth. Also, I would love to go back in time and tell my chubby preteen self who was horrified by the proliferation of chubby animals and food items on plus-size clothing that I now proudly own a dress covered with hot dogs and ice cream cones.

—Emily McCombs, 5 Quirky Style Basics for Oddball Girls